I once loved a good burger

I lived in London during the Burger-craze years
Match in heaven
I had a manifesto:

• My burger standards are NYC-rooted
• I don’t like fancy places
• I don’t like places that are too american. If I want an American experience, I’ll go to America
• The scores are based on food and experience
• These are my scores
• You may use them to make a burger decision
• There's nothing wrong with a Big Mac
• There's a lot wrong with tomato in a burger
• Burgers should drip as you eat them
• Burgers made from vegetables or cheese are merely sandwiches
• Beer is a burger’s best friend
• Don’t let people look down on you if you eat more than one burger
• Enjoy your burgers x

I no longer live in London
I tend not to eat mammals
I enjoyed ranking things
Multiple visits to each place added weight to the scores
Not even sure if they exist anymore
We all eat soy now

1. Dip & flip 9.5
2. Mother Flipper 9
3. Burger Bear 8.7
4. Patty & Bun 8
5. Hawksmoor 8
6. Lucky chip 8
7. Dirty Burger 7.3
8. Meat Market 7
9. Bleecker St Burger 7
10. Burger & Shake 7
11. Burger & Lobster 7
12. Burger Craft 6.5
13. Bukowski Grill 6.5
14. Honest Burger 6.25
15. Chosen Bun 6
16. Haché 5.5

futura bold, peace out. we out here now